hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

dragonsupremacy:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

straight male humour: “I’m a clumsy dumbass who won’t take 2 minutes to learn how to make a girl cum”
kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."
mostlycatsmostly:

(via beatbri)
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skookumthesamoyed:

skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!